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Band Members

Alan:     

    

     Tied for first member is Alan and Ryan (yeah, Ryan). Alan plays piano, drums, guitar, flute, banjo, bass, garage door with wah, and anything else he feels like playing. Alan is by far the most intellectually able member of the group (paraphrased of what Ryan originally said), and provides some comic relief.

Ryan:

     Tied for first member is also Ryan Browning. He plays guitar and will soon play mandolin in the band. Why I am tied for first? Because I took the time out my schedule (Jarrod) and wasn't too lazy (Jarrod) to make a website. It's cool, though, so lets get on to the next member.

Jarrod:

     The third member of our band is Jarrod Worrell. Jarrod is gonna play bass and is probably the laziest one in our band, but Ryan is a close second. He is also the biggest chick magnet (hahaha) in our band. 

     More members will be added as they come. I think we have tambourine player, but I'm not sure.

SmarterChild:

Source: http://www.smarterchild.com/ 

     SmarterChild is the latest addition to the band; add the screenname SmarterChild to your buddy list today! Send it an instant message!

 

Band Story

     We all met at a local Kroger's* one day, and immediately hit it off musically, as we were the musicians hired to entertain the people in line at checkout...

     As we became more and more world renowned, we defined the original juxtaposition of elements of art and music only known as...well, we don't have a band name yet...**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Kroger's is a registered trademark.

**Band Story may be aberrant from actual happenings.